Ask the Titan

ok, since there is no game thread, then i'll just post it here until there is one! NYEHR!

Basically, you ask a titan (Or anyone, villain, etc.) and a question and the person below you will pretend to be that titan, and answer the question. For example:

Ty: Beast Boy, have you ever eaten meat?
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Other person: Yeah! Ew! Once, when I was covered in all that green toxic crud. That was on TV once. (The Beast Within)
(Then ask another question)

I'll start - Robin, You have wings and a sword, why do you hardly ever use them?

Why? Because I don't need to fly that often, and I'm comfortable on the ground, thanks. And... I don't need swords. I have all the weapons I need.

eàsilyinjüred wrote:Why? Because I don't need to fly that often, and I'm comfortable on the ground, thanks. And... I don't need swords. I have all the weapons I need.

(Good, but you forgot to ask a question...)

Ok then...

Riley the internviewer: Slade?! Are you gay with Robin?
xDD

Slade: I don't think of it as being *cough* gay... I think of it as more of a... friendly... interaction.

ME the inter--person: Raven, is there something going on between you and Robin, or is it are you "just friends"?

( OMG Injur, that was perfect! Too perfect! *high five* xDDDD)

Raven: *leans in closer to camera* Don't tell Starfire! But I LOOOOOVE Robin! <3 I mean who wouldn't, he's a hot guy... in colorful tights!
Starfire: I have heard that!
Robin: I'm such a pimp. ^-^

Interviewer: Robin why are you such a pimp? Is it because in the orginal DC comics you slept with almost every girl except Wonder Woman?!

let me try

Robin: no! It's just I'm... lonely. and uh misunderstood.

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Me: Cyborg, how much can you eat?

"Well, I don't poop, what with my anus being obliterated in an explosion. Heck, I don't even have to eat; I just do it because I love the idea of children starving in Africa while I stuff my face. But to answer your question, I have a furnace where my stomach ought to be that incinerates any and all matter coming into it via my esophagus, so really, there's no set limit."

Question: Terra, if you spell your name "Terr@," does that mean it's pronounced "Terrat?"

Deforestation Sensation wrote:"Well, I don't poop, what with my anus being obliterated in an explosion. Heck, I don't even have to eat; I just do it because I love the idea of children starving in Africa while I stuff my face. But to answer your question, I have a furnace where my stomach ought to be that incinerates any and all matter coming into it via my esophagus, so really, there's no set limit."

Question: Terra, if you spell your name "Terr@," does that mean it's pronounced "Terrat?"

(Wow, dude, that made Cy seem like Satan...Satanborg!)

Terra: Only if you want it to.

Me: Robin! In "Transformation" you were seen gardening. Is this one of your hobbies?

Robin: Yes. Would you like to see my beautiful lilies?! *big wide smile*

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Ok. Raven. What goes on in your mind?

"Nothing that I can say on a show that's rated Y-7. I'll put it this way--the shippers are right. All of them."

Jericho, how many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?

All of them, even... OH MAN..

(Uh, let's see... Dx I fail, but..... I try.)

Until he gets ran over by a truck, and goes to a redneck hospital. (:s)

Starfire. What is in your Pudding of Sadness?

Starfire: Everything that resembles sadness. The brown mush from the floor of the earth, fire, a black crayon, and some glass and salad, all mixed together.


Mas/Menos, you speak spanish, but can you understand english?

Mas y Menos: Sí podemos entender que los tontos. En realidad, hablamos en español para que no se escucha nada nuestros planes de dominación mundial. No tienes ni idea, mientras que usted se sienta como patos, planeamos su fallecimiento. <3

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Ok then Slade. If you're not gay, are you bisexual? xDDD

Slade: What the hell?! Didn't you hear me before?! Screw you people, I'm going to get a beer! *walks off*
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So. Starfire. Why is your room so clean?

Starfire: ...I dispose of the bodies and- I've spoken too much.
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Kitten what do u see in Robin?

Kitten: Well, he-
Ty: *punches Kitten's face off* No, don't even answer that. We both know you've seen a little too much of Robin.
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Beast Boy, what's the weirdest thing you've ever turned in to?

BB: Well... I looked at this magazine of-

*CENSORED*

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Robin, if you had powers, what would be the first thing you'd do?

Robin: Excersize them, of course! I don't want this team to fall apart because I can't control them! (major terra deja vu )

Slade, did you really get turned down by Raven???

Slade: This might be contrary to what everybody else thinks about me, but she's too young. Her mother, on the other hand...*purr*

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Kardiac! What is your deal? What are you? An evil pacemaker? Captain Picard's artificial heart gone bad?

Kardiac: What?! I like... to eat innocent children! The heart costume and beating is a warning, too... or... should I go stealth?

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Ahem, Brotherhood of Evil? Exactly what WERE you going to do if the superhero generation was destroyed? Go get a late and hang out by Walgreens?

Brain: No. I was going to get laid and drink beer... -
Rouge: What he meant to zay waz we would go to zee store and buy zee Pokemon cardz.
Monkey Dude I can't remeber his name: There's always a line to buy them, those Titans... taking all the cards..

RileyTheTitan wrote:Brain: No. I was going to get laid and drink beer... -
Rouge: What he meant to zay waz we would go to zee store and buy zee Pokemon cardz.
Monkey Dude I can't remeber his name: There's always a line to buy them, those Titans... taking all the cards..

(Monseur Mallah)
(Dude, you forgot to ask a queston.)

I'll ask it for her! =D

Ok, Slade, are you a pedophile? It seems you had a weird look torwards the end of "Birthmark" when Raven had like, less than a swim suit on, (which was even worse in the comics O__O)

(Oops. <_< Sorry Ty!)

Slade: ..and why do people ask me this crap? I just follow the script. Ask the writers. Hell, I don't know!
..Part of me liked seeing Raven like that too..

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Hey Jinx. Is is true you like Cyborg?