Titans Would Never Say..

Robin: ........*pushes Raven in and locks the door* Let's go a long drive Raven. A long one.
(In the would NEVER say section ^_^)
(This post is more like a...a titans would never sing post xD)

Robin: Here today, gone tomorrow, don't need myself remembered... (Gotta think on this one XD)

Starfire: Soulja boy up in dis ho, watch... (XD)

Raven: There she goes, there she goes again, racing through my brain. And I just can't contain...this feeling that remains. (XD)

Cyborg: ...I don't sing...

Beast Boy: Mass slaughter of the innocent. Kill it, skin it, wear it. How the f**k can you rest your head and sleep at night? Kill it, skin it, wear it. Where do we draw the line?

Robin:... HOW... LOW... CAN YOU GO? HOW LOW... CAN YOU GO!?!?!
Raven and Star:
(THERE!!! HAPPY!?!?! XDDDDD)
Slade: MAH MILKSHAKE BRING ALL DA BOIS TO DA YARD AND THERE LIKE, IT'S BETTA THAN YAHS!!!

---Three Hours Later---
Starfire: Friend Robin and Raven! You are back from your drive... Robin, why is there a purple bruise on your neck?! Raven, your leotard is the shredded... why is the bed in the backseat?!
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Robin: I LOVE YOU. AND YOU. AND YOU. AND YES YOU READING THIS.
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Mumbo: Abra cadabra.... you have HIV!
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Akuni wrote:Mumbo: Abra cadabra.... you have HIV!

(XD)

Cyborg: I have AIDS.... Kool - AIDS.
Raven: *facepalm*
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BB: IF I WOULD FALL, INTO THE SKY, DO YOU THINK TIME, WOULD PASS ME BY!!?!?! CAUSE YOU KNOW I'D WALK A THOUSAND MILES IF I COULD JUST-
Terra: SHUTUP!!!! Now we're over!!!! FOR THE... *counts with finger* THIRD TIME!

Cyborg: NOBODY LOVES THE BORGY BEAR!
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Robin: I...love...love..
Starfire: Who?!
Raven: WHO ROBIN?!
Robin: KITTEN!
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Robin: Do ya like waffles?
Others: YEAH WE LIKE WAFFLES!!!!
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BB: Pants on the ground, pants on the ground, lookin like a fool witya pants on the ground!!!

All: We're the Teen Titans and we a[[rove this message
Tacos Rule.

George W. Bush: *looks at Magno's post* Heh heh...

GEORGE BUSH IS A TEEN TITAN?!
Because I heard he was slade

[XDDDDDDD mango]

BB: Today's sophisticated day!!! [wears tie & work pants & shoes with hair slicked back]
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Robin: Slade, HURRY UP AND SAVE ME, HURRY UP AND SAVE ME, HURRY UP AND SAVE ME, HURRY UP AND SAVE ME, I JUST WANNA FEEL THE LIGHT, AND I DO WHEN I'M WITH YOU!!!
Slade: What are you talking about, naive child?
Robin: I-- thought we were lover buddies!
Slade: *SIGH*
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Trigon: Where's my lil Rae Rae?
Raven: *giggles* Here, Daddy!!!
[they hug]

(XDDDDDDDDDDDD)

Cyborg: *sigh*
BB: Hey I know what'll cheer you up!
Cyborg: I don't think I'm in the mood.
BB: Come on! *runs out and runs back in with a banana costume on and giant maracas* IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!
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Lexi: LET'S GO SWIMMING!

Robin: BITCH! ..........I LOVE YOU!
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Robin: OMG JUSTIN BEIBERRRRRRRRRRRRR
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Beast Boy: *randomly self destructs*
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If we had a Season Six, we would have Rob Star kissing contimplation videos everywhere...
*pulls up a huge montage of that with the song Addicted playing* o_O

Lexi: If we had a season six... it would turn into more of a... DAWSON'S CREEK kinda show rather than a DC comic based cartoon...
Rae, Star, and Rob: PLEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lexi: ... Ok.

Rob: JUST CALL ME ROBIN THE PIMP WONDER!!!!
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Kitten: IM AN UGLY GIRL! MY FACE MAKES YOU HURL!! THAT I HAVE IT, I SHOULD BAG IT!

Slade: I am the thing that haunts your dreams, that keeps you up at night.
Robin: That was YOU?! YOU PERVERT!
Slade: Wait...what?
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BB: Kitten listens to weird al?
Magno: Yeah, and Lexi likes Eddsworld. SANDWICH SANDWICH!
(Thx youtube friend activity bar XD)

(XDDDDDDDDD)
Lexi: Hellz yea!!!

BB To Raven: How I love to lick whipped cream off your breasts.

Mañgo: WTF?! O_o

Star: Friend Raven! Would you-
Rae: HEIL HITLER!!!!
Star: O.O
Rae:
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BB: POPULAR! I KNOW ABOUT POPUUUULAR! AND WITH AN ASIST FROM ME, TO BE WHO YOU'LL BE, INSTEAD DREARY WHO YOU WERE, well are, THERE'S NOTHING THAT CAN STOP YOU, FROM BECOMING POPULAR!
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Rob: Who else be doin' yer mom?
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Cy: Screw computers, I'M GOIN' AMISH!!!!

BB to Robin: VOULEZ-VOUS COUCHER AVEC MOI?!
Robin: Wait, what? WAIT, WHAT?!

BB: Greetings, fellow Titans. I, Beast Boy, or Garfield Logan, is back from my perilous trip to Boston University, in which I struggled with getting over myself, and did actual work. I can now tell you I am smarter, and that I will no longer be telling my previous jokes, as I have found they are incredibly stupid--

Titans: *sitting on couch, drinking soda* HEEHEE why are you PURPLE, mr. dolphin?

BB: Here, let me serenade you with my magic voices.

Deforestation Sensation wrote:BB: Here, let me serenade you with my magic voices.

I'll take that... BOTH ways.

Maybe the Real BB wouldn't cuz... let's face it he can't sing.

But if he could he probably would.

Deforestation Sensation wrote:BB: Here, let me serenade you with my magic voices.

Lexi: *facepalms at that*
BB:
Terra: DX

total awkwardness.

terra's both charmed & freaked out

Maybe the Real BB wouldn't cuz... let's face it he can't sing.

Why should that stop him? People who can't sing do it all the time.

Like Lady GaGa.

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Trigon: Our father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name...

Terra: Wanna go out?
Control Freak: ...