Titans Would Never Say..

Pretty self explanotry.

I got some! ^^

Slade: Where's my darling little Robin?

Robin: *hugs Slade* I'm right here! ^^

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Trigon: *comes out of portal* I LOVE the Earth and the Earthlings!

Humans: We don't like you!

Trigon: *cries* You Earth people are soo mean! *blows up earth*

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Beast Boy: Who wants pork?!

Cyborg: Man nobody wants pork! We all perfer tofu!

Beast Boy: O.O
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Jinx: *attacks with her hex pink powers* Sugar, spice, and everything nice!
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Robin: Hey Star! I love you!

Starfire: Too bad, I'm going out with Beast Boy!

Robin: *GASP* :O NOOOO!

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Slade: *captures Robin* Did you know I'm gay?

Robin: Uh-oh...

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Beast Boy: *sniffles at the last scented pinecone being taken away* Once more, we are seprated.

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Robin: *plays the Tuba* They sound like hugs sliding down rainbows!

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Raven: *has lemonade stand* Want lemonade? Only 25 cents a cup.

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Mad Mod- Viva la France!

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Beast Boy- *is singing in the shower, singing Don't Trust Me by 3Oh3!* ..You tell your boyfriend, if he says he's got beef, that I'm a vegaterian and I ain't F****** scared of him! *high pitched voice* She wants to touch me whoa-oh!

Robin: *knocks on door* Are you okay in there?

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Slade: I am the thing that keeps you up at night.... the evil that haunts every dark corner of your mind.. I will not rest... and netheir will you.

Robin: My friends say... you're not real...!

Slade: Oh, I'm very real. Could you have gotten groped from someone who wasn't there?

Robin: *head perks up* Wait... what?!

Slade: Uhh... yes.

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Robin: TITANS GO!!!

Titans: *all run to the bathroom*

Robin: *sighs heavily* You have to be kiding me.......

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Terra: Prepare for trouble!


Robin: Make it double!


Terra: To protect the world from devastation--


Robin: To unite all peoples within our nation--


Terra: To denounce the evils of truth and love--


Robin: to extend our reach to the stars above!


Terra: Terra!


Robin: Robin!


both: Team Apprentice blast off at the speed of light! Surrender now or prepare to fight!


Slade: *glares* ...Slade...that's right.

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Robin Oh, my God. I hate spiders. Squish! Kill! Die! Eww!

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-Some of These were made by my friend, from out old TT site ^^

Raven: WHERE IS MY COMPLETE DVD SET COLLECTORS EDITION OF CAREBEARS!?!?!?!

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BB: *hands star a piece of paper*

Star: I like to, enjoy farts from... OH SCREW YOU!

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Pyre and Lexi (me and my friends oc's): MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO DA YARD AND THEY'RE LIKE, ITS BETTER THAN YOURS AND DAMN RIGHT, IT'S BETTER THAN YOURS!

Slade: *goes to the yard*

Lexi: SH*T! RUN!!!

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Star (to robin: I am gay.

Robin: WHAT!?!?!

Raven: Yess... WAIT NO! NOT IN A GAY WAY! WAIT! YOU CAN'T PUT THAT ONLINE!

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Robin: That's it Joker, your not aloud in Jump City, YOU'RE A GOTHAM CITY PERSON! NOW WE HAVE TO DO SECRENIZED SWIMMING!

*after long swim number*

Joker: You CAN'T, be serious.

-Family Guy Refrence, Totally-

Beast Boy: Tasty juice! Drink it then convert it to pee.

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-Cyborg, Robin, and Beast Boy all remake the music video to I'm bringing sexy back-

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Beast Boy: Terra, there's something I've been meaning to tell you..
Terra: Yes? *looks hopeful*
Beast Boy: I love you..
Terra: Oh Beast Boy!
-Wedding Music, and Dramatic Kiss-

*Tape rewinds, and starts all over again*
Yeah you wish.

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Slade: If you were gaaayyy...

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Terra: *crying in a sob manner to the camera* WHYYY?! WHY!! WHY DID YOU KILL ME OF CARTOON NETWORK?! WHYYYYYY?!!!
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Robin: Now to find out who Slade really is..

-Slow motion mask take off-

Slade: *in an all too familiar voice* HIII ROBBIE-POOOOOO!!!
Raven: Didn't see that comin.

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Nerd: OHMYGOSHILIKETOTALLYLOVEBEASTBOYANDROBINANDWANNAKEEPTHEMINMYCLOSETSOWECANLIVEHAPPILYEVERAFTERRR.
Other Random Guy: You and 3,000 other fangirls.
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I only got a few
i bet i get more over time though
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Starfire: Wassup! Starfire in da house, mah nizzles!
Robin: ._.
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Raven: I like Robin
Robin: I like Raven (Let that be a lesson to you)
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Robin: Hey, Slade, can I be your apprentice again?
Slade: No.

Beast Boy: Have you guys ever looked at the precedent set by Marbury v. Madison? I mean, really looked at it?

(Mango... grrrrr... XD)

Robin: WHAT IS LOVE! BABY DONT HURT ME, DONT HURT ME, NO MORE!

Everyone Else: O.O

Cyborg: I'm going vegetarian.
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Beast Boy: Yum, Ham!
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Robin: Meh, forget about Slade, let's watch a cooking show
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Starfire: I will not go out with Raven and kiss her.
(XD)

Beast boy: Terra rejected me? I'LL DESTROY THE UNIVERSE!

Slade: lol

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Robin: OHMYGAWWDD NOOOOOOOO! *looked at a Teen Titans Go comic*

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Slade: Goo! My faifthful Pokemon!

BB: Ok, this tofu's nasty, *sees steak Cy's eating* GIMME THAT!

Yawning Squirtle wrote:Beast boy: Terra rejected me? I'LL DESTROY THE UNIVERSE!

This post is my new god.

Raven: I just love hair-covered Robin look-alikes. Mm-mm, they get me so hot...

Raven: *points to hair* I'm thinking of dying it blonde.
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Beast Boy: I LOVE LAW AND ORDER
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Cy: THATS IT! I'M DONE WITH COMPUTERS!!!

CYBORG
RIP
19sumthinsumthin-2010

Beast Boy: Who wants me to make thanksgiving dinner?
Robin: No objections.
Raven: Gimme a gallon of tofu turkey. Pwease? *puppy dog eyes*

Terra: Hiiiyah! I'm an earthbender! Take THAT you rock!
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Beast Boy: DUNANANANANAAAA BEASTMANNN! *epic music, heroic batman-like cape*
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Robin: I decided to quit the Titans to become a ballerina. Beast Boy, you're in charge!
Beast Boy: YES!
Raven: Oh-
Starfire: The holy crap...
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Raven: Heeeyy little kids. Want some candyyy? Just reach inside my cape.
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Robin: I'd be delighted to take my mask off for you.
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(Slade to Robin) : And I'm like, Baby, baby, baby, nooo, like baby, baby, baby, ooohh like baby, baby, baby, oohhh you're always be mine... miiinnne
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Starfire: *while cuddling with robin* oh, robin, did i forget to mention that i am not "the straight?"
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Blackfire (from "sisters") and you're RAVEN, right? heh. you're a cutie... you wouldn't happen to be--
Raven: straight as an arrow
blackfire: oh. nevermind.
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Slade: ALRIGHT, TITANS, WHO TOOK MY TICKLE ME ELMO????!!!

Robin: *wearing red color contacts* HA YOU WILL NEVER FIGURE OUT MY REAL EYE COLOR MUAHAHA~!
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Starfire: HEY! I can talk like anyone else now! Yo world, my name's Starfire!!!!
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Raven: *walks up to a two year old* I'll kill you for money... ... ... I'll take that as a yes.

Beast Boy: GET IN MEH BELLLYY!
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Robin: Zoinks!
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Raven: I can has cookie?

Yawning Squirtle wrote:Beast boy: Terra rejected me? I'LL DESTROY THE UNIVERSE!

Squirtle, Mykan's got that handled... <.<

Exactly what I told Mykan.

Raven: *with cat ears, silly pink frill dress, cat tail, and pink hair* Mew Mew Style, Mew Mew Grace, Mew Mew Power in your face!
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Cardiac: I like long walks on the beaches... long as I eat some kids. :p
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Brother Blood: I am the gayest main villian for Season 3 in Teen Titans.

Terra: Oh, Revolver Ocelot, you're the only one who understands me...

...wait, that one is scarily plausible. XD

(Hmm... wow, you're right... o_o)

Slade: If I cannot destroy the Titans by force... maybe an outside force can help..
*PHONE DIAL*
Slade: Yes, McDonalds..? I'd like to send 300 Big Macs to Titans Tower...

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Beast Boy: Can't tame the sex-ay Beast insideeeeee!
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Robin: *in corner* He...he...did...it...Slade...finally...did..it...
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Starfire: If are the reading this, I shall murder you...
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Slade: *watching Young and The Restless*