Titans Would Never Say..

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Random teacher - Ok, class, today we're learning about history.
Raven - You mean like the time my father tried to take over the world?
Teacher - Well...
Cyborg - Or that time when Mad Mod took over our city?
Teacher - Uhh...
Robin - Or, like, when Slade, like, took me in as, like, his apprentice?
Teacher - ...
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Robin - I am, like, such a valley girrrrrrrrrrrrrrrllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!
Others - ......O.O

Robin: OM NOM NOM NOM NOM
Raven: what's that ur eating?
Robin: Raven Vagina cookies.
Raven: Awesome, gimme one.
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Mad Mod: dude
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Mango: RAPE DUNGEON!
Starfire, Raven, Lexi, Wolf, Injur, and some japanese slut: YAY! *Run in*

Mango: RAPE DUNGEON!
Starfire, Raven, Lexi, Wolf, Injur, and some japanese slut: YAY! *Run in*

Lexi: *suddenly haults in place* Wait a min-
Slade: *punches in face* SHUTUP HO!
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Raven: You're my cuppycake, sugar-plum, pumpy-umpy-ump-kin, you're my sweetie pie...
BB and Robin:
BB: BACK OFF!
Robin: YOU, YOU... GREEN... PERSON!
BB: RACIST!
Rae:

Robin - OMG SLADE TOOK MY PANTS!!!
Slade - *waves Robin's tights and skips away*
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Everyone - YAY!!! SLADE'S DEAD!!!
Slade - *comes back wearing shorts and a bermuda collared shirt with sunglasses* I'MMMMM BAACCCCCKKK!!!!!!!!!
Everyone - Kam.
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Slade - IT'S A FLUFFY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [despicable me ftw (:]

We all agree making the titans gay.. is some funny sh** apparently.

Isn't it kinda weird how there was NEVER one gay titan???? i mean, over a hundred teens and like half of them being dudes... well there has to be ONE! XD

Maybe they were all anti gays *shrugs*

no i think thats disney >:3

Terra: Star?
Starfire: Yes?
Terra: So... if you kissed Robin and learned english... does that mean if u f*ck him, will you learn karate?
Star: ...*Walks off* Robin! Will you come help me learn something?!

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Melvan: LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR, LET THE BODIES HIT THE-
Bobby: FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!

Rae: Stop listening to my cds...
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Robin: *turns on tv* What the hell...
Tv: WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE YOU KNOW WHO TO CALL.... TEEN TITANS!!
Robin: ... CYBORG!!!!

Melvin: Ravey where do babies come from?
RAven: well when two people like each other or get horny they get the earge to f*ck and make babies though a sperm cell entering an egg and fertilizing it...
Melvin: O.O.......... *runs off screaming in epic scarred for life mode*
Beastboy:.......... HEY YOU SAID THEY COME FROM THE BIG WHITE BIRD IN THE SKY *crosses arms pouting*

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Slade: MAH MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD, AND THEY'RE LIKE, ITS BETTA THAN YAHS, I CAN TEACH, BUT I HAVE TAH CHARGE!
Me: Da f*ck?
Slade:

(Mango: wtf???)

Civillian: I wonder what happens in the tower...?
Civillian 2: Dude, they're 6 teens, 3 girls, 3 boys, in a private tower with soundproof, super-lockable doors, what do you think happens in there?

Terra: So, STAR!
Starfire: Yes, Terra?
Terra: So u kissed Robin and learned english, and fu*ked him and learned karate...
Starfire: yes...?
Tera: So if you eat out Raven's pu**y will you get Azar powers?
Starfire:...RAVEN! WILL YOU HELP ME LEARN SOMETHING?!

(XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD and rae got her powers from trigon, they be demon powers... FOOx3! pwned by the rae nerd)

Raven: D: *runs away*
Star: BUT I WANT TO HAVE THE TELEKENISES!!!!
Terra: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Terra: Bet she EFFs Cy and gets robot tentacles to do herself...
She and BB and I should have a 3some. Maybe get Raven, Robin, and cy in. Yeahhh ^.^
Triple penetration........For Terra.............*Masturbates*

(XDDDDD I AM SO PERVERTED RIGHT NOW XDDDDD)

(yes... yes you r XD)

Raven: D:
Robin: *pokes head in* yes... yes I say we do that right now.
Cy: Cuz if you said "I order we do that," it's counted as quintaple rape...
Robin: ... YOU READ MY DIARY! D:
Cy:
Slade: CAN I COME!?

BB: *Walks in and sees Terra masturbating...and holds up a metal dildo with spikes on it x3*

Mango wrote:BB: *Walks in and sees Terra masturbating...and holds up a metal dildo with spikes on it x3*

Who can reply to that? Oh I can!
Terra: Bout time you got one! Thought we'd have to tell everyone you were really a chic!
BB:... I have a real one... ;_;
Terra: Oh... That small?! Really?!

Lexi: *walks into this post world* We are gonna get so shutdown.
Star: Kam STRAIGHT!
All: O.O
Star: I kissed a n***a from da gettoh, WUT OF IT!?
Robin: *facepalm*

Raven: I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKED IT!
Beast boy: Really?
Teraa: Hope my boyfriend dont mind it!
BB:... uh okay what if I do mind?
Star: GLORIOUS I KISSED A GIRL TOO!
Robin/Cyborg: ...O.O

Terra: God, Star, what happens if you blow BB? You get shifting powers?
Starfire: Well, I have raven's, Robin's... I want your powers!
Terra: O.O OK!

Raven: Hey BB by any chance did you use a condom last night?
BB: No why?
Raven: O.O OH F*CK! *runs out the door to take a pregnancy test*
BB: Whats with her?
Robin: Well most likely BB you are now gonna be the father of Ravens child...
Starfire: OH JOYOUS!
BB:......... IM MOVING TO ALASKA! *runs to pack his bags*

Robin - STORY TIME! *brings out big book*
Everyone - YAY! *sits in a circle*
Robin - Once upon a time, there was a crazy group of teens and preteens on a fan site of us. They enjoyed mocking certain actions we would never do.
Everyone - 3x O.O
Robin - *closes book* LET'S GET EM
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One day, Beast Boy found Robin's diary while looking for condoms.
Robin's Diary - Today, Slade did me. When the others were out looking for him, Slade pulled me into his secret lair. I had forgotten I had my 'bloody week' so Slade had a surprise waiting for him and that turned him on right away. I write this while chugging mouthwash because the taste has not left me.
Beast Boy - O_____________________________________________________________________O